Nonfiction
I specialize in covering niche topics with a comedic edge and have written about everything from the Richard Gere gerbil rumors to the overcommercialization of the holiday yule log video.
These pieces are a good place to start:
‘Superman’ Review: A Hero Worth Celebrating, In Between Drafts
Mattel Is Destined To Learn the Wrong Lesson From Barbie’s Success, Cinemaholics
How Hollywood Ruined the Yule Log, and Four Ways We Can Make It Even Worse, In Between Drafts
5 Pieces of Movie Merchandise That Missed the Point Entirely, Cracked
2026
REVIEW: ‘Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice’ Delivers Solid Laughs but So-So Drama, But Why Tho?
‘Our Hero, Balthazar’ Review: Effective and Unsettling, In Between Drafts
REVIEW: An Outstanding Amanda Peet Anchors Anti-RomCom ‘Fantasy Life’, But Why Tho?
‘Dolly’ Review: Max the Impaler Lives Up to Their Name, In Between Drafts
REVIEW: Jodie Foster Stalks a Killer in Satisfying Slow Burn ‘A Private Life’, But Why Tho?
‘Endless Cookie’ Review: A Win for Brotherhood and Eccentric Animation, In Between Drafts
2025
‘Zootopia 2’ Review: More Fuzzy Fun, In Between Drafts
‘Frankenstein’ Review: A Gothic Masterpiece, In Between Drafts
16 Different Ways To Enjoy the Universal Monsters Series, In Between Drafts
‘Tron: Ares’ Review: Incoherent and Incomprehensible, In Between Drafts
‘The Ugly’ Review: A Thoughtful Tale of Misogyny and Murder, In Between Drafts
The Best Fictional Bands From HUNTR/X to Spinal Tap, In Between Drafts
‘Spinal Tap II: The End Continues’ Review: Dull Jokes, Great Tunes, In Between Drafts
‘The Toxic Avenger’ Review: A Glorious Explosion of Goop, Gore, and Poor Taste, In Between Drafts
‘Honey Don’t!’ Review: Overstuffed but Undeniably Charming, In Between Drafts
‘The Naked Gun’ Review: Liam Neeson Hits a Comedy Bullseye, In Between Drafts
The Best Movies of 2025 (So Far), In Between Drafts
‘Superman’ Review: A Hero Worth Celebrating, In Between Drafts
‘M3GAN 2.0’ Review: Silly, Fun, and Unexpectedly Sincere, In Between Drafts
‘Caught by the Tides’ Review: A Mesmerizing Reflection on Time, Love, and COVID-19, In Between Drafts
‘Bullet Train Explosion’ Review: High Speed, High Reward, In Between Drafts
‘The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie’ review: Good Gags and Bad Omens, In Between Drafts
‘Captain America: Brave New World’ Review: The MCU’s OK Phase, In Between Drafts
‘Dog Man’ Review: A Satisfying Cinematic Debut for the Ruff-and-Tumble Hero, In Between Drafts
‘Star Trek: Section 31’ Review: Not Great Trek, but Still Fun Sci-Fi, In Between Drafts
2024
The Best Movies of 2024 In Between Drafts
‘Hot Frosty’ Review: Great News for Snowman Fetishists In Between Drafts
‘Woman of the Hour’ Review: Anna Kendrick in the (Director’s) Chair In Between Drafts
‘Apartment 7A’ Review: A Dull, Toothless Approach to Legacy Horror In Between Drafts
‘Officer Black Belt’ Review: The Kicks All Land In Between Drafts
‘Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie’ Review: The Sponge Has Jumped the Shark, In Between Drafts
The Best Movies of 2024 So Far, In Between Drafts
‘IF’ Review: The Fun Is Only in Your Head, In Between Drafts
‘Sasquatch Sunset’ Review: America’s Favorite Cryptid Deserves Better, In Between Drafts
‘The Animal Kingdom’ Review: A Haunting Fable of Dehumanization, In Between Drafts
2023
The Best Christmas Episodes To Watch This Holiday Season, In Between Drafts
‘Expend4bles’ Review: Dispos4ble, Forgett4ble, Regrett4ble, In Between Drafts
Mattel Is Destined To Learn the Wrong Lesson From Barbie’s Success, Cinemaholics
‘Final Cut’ Review: An Amusingly Meta Remake About Meta Remakes, In Between Drafts
The Best Movies of 2023 So Far, In Between Drafts
‘Mad Heidi’ Review: A Delicious Explosion of Cheese Violence, In Between Drafts
‘The Flash’ Review: DC’s Fastest Man Alive Stumbles Out of the Gate, In Between Drafts
‘Moon Garden’ Review: A Breathtaking (But Messy) Dark Fantasy, In Between Drafts
2022
The 15 Best Movies of 2022, In Between Drafts
How Hollywood Ruined the Yule Log, and Four Ways We Can Make It Even Worse, In Between Drafts
2019
5 Really Dumb Movie Ratings Controversies, Cracked
6 Celebrity Beefs That Will Instantly Make You Feel Smarter, Cracked
2018
5 Pieces of Movie Merchandise That Missed the Point Entirely, Cracked