Nonfiction
I specialize in covering niche topics with a comedic edge and have written about everything from the Richard Gere gerbil rumors to the overcommercialization of the holiday yule log video.
These pieces are a good place to start:
Mattel Is Destined To Learn the Wrong Lesson From Barbie’s Success, Cinemaholics
How Hollywood Ruined the Yule Log, and Four Ways We Can Make It Even Worse, In Between Drafts
5 Pieces of Movie Merchandise That Missed the Point Entirely, Cracked
2024
‘Sasquatch Sunset’ Review: America’s Favorite Cryptid Deserves Better, In Between Drafts
‘The Animal Kingdom’ Review: A Haunting Fable of Dehumanization, In Between Drafts
2023
The Best Christmas Episodes To Watch This Holiday Season, In Between Drafts
‘Expend4bles’ Review: Dispos4ble, Forgett4ble, Regrett4ble, In Between Drafts
Mattel Is Destined To Learn the Wrong Lesson From Barbie’s Success, Cinemaholics
‘Final Cut’ Review: An Amusingly Meta Remake About Meta Remakes, In Between Drafts
The Best Movies of 2023 So Far, In Between Drafts
‘Mad Heidi’ Review: A Delicious Explosion of Cheese Violence, In Between Drafts
‘The Flash’ Review: DC’s Fastest Man Alive Stumbles Out of the Gate, In Between Drafts
‘Moon Garden’ Review: A Breathtaking (But Messy) Dark Fantasy, In Between Drafts
2022
The 15 Best Movies of 2022, In Between Drafts
How Hollywood Ruined the Yule Log, and Four Ways We Can Make It Even Worse, In Between Drafts
2019
5 Really Dumb Movie Ratings Controversies, Cracked
6 Celebrity Beefs That Will Instantly Make You Feel Smarter, Cracked
2018
5 Pieces of Movie Merchandise That Missed the Point Entirely, Cracked